The Twelve Days of Christmas - Tommy Tool Town Style

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me to
A dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five thousand dollars........... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars..... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars..... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight paint cans flying,
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars..... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine cashiers dancing,
Eight paint cans flying,
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars.... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten unmarked boxes,
Nine cashiers dancing,
Eight paint cans flying,
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars.... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Tommy T-shirts,
Ten unmarked boxes,
Nine cashiers dancing,
Eight paint cans flying,
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars.... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve magic brownies,
Eleven Tommy T-shirts,
Ten unmarked boxes,
Nine cashiers dancing,
Eight paint cans flying,
Seven zombies shopping,
Six rotten pumpkins,
Five thousand dollars.... (found behind the dumpster, probably laundered, and left there by very bad men.)
Four Oreos,
Three ghostly figures,
Two mismatched dish gloves,
and a dried up fritter found on Stockwell's desk.

Happy Holidays, Tool Towners!

Love,

Kitty